Sam & Dean vs Bo & Kenzi
S&D vs B&K Reupload
Battle information
Release date December 1, 2015
Number 14
Previous ZONE-Tan vs Michael Bay
Next Alexander the Great vs Ivan the Terrible
Other information
Rappers 23593b0bd5968b0bdc6bb14ff2fa6f161ee3f1f85f30f9940fd758971097269a9900bf1aeb5eec867f6e72172c7d704f91673c4a5f22154e43efc552e576166a220px-KenziTamsin-Valkyrie power face (306)
Location(s) The Dal

Sam & Dean vs Bo & Kenzi is the seventh installment of Alanomaly Rap Battles. It features Winchester Brothers, Sam & Dean, battling succubus Bo Dennis and her best friend, Kenzi Malikov. The Winchester Brothers get backed by Castiel, while Bo & Kenzi are backed by Tamsin.



(Sam's lyrics are in brown, Dean's are in grey, Bo's are in blue, and Kenzi's are in purple.)

Sam & DeanEdit

Hey, Sammy, look, it looks like we've found some new creatures,

A couple pretty faces with some outstanding features.

I think they wanna battle, Dean, I had a vision just like this,

Let's show these bitches how to make a show hit more than miss!

Keep the salt in your mouth, Bo, it'll keep the demon from showing,

Spit verses much harder than Kenzi's fiance's blowing!

When the daughter of Hades and her Russian accomplice

Step to Sam & Dean, they don't get a win accomplished!

Bo & KenziEdit

Wow, we're already at bitches. Man, that was quick.

We've got an oncoming end to these Supernatural dicks!

With rhymes that burn you on a ceiling for so long,

We'll leave you just like our declaration: No dongs!

Come on, Kenz, let's cremate these orphan boy toys

That think burning a corpse will let the spirit rejoice!

Blow your brains out with your Colt, you'll have more than demons haunting you!

You'll pray every night for mercy if you mess with our crew!

Sam & DeanEdit

Sammy, you seein' this? I say we stab them in the back like Vex,

Leave these Girls Lost in the world, no katana for Kenz, Bo without sex!

Stranded and forgotten, like the wheels of your Crazy Train,

Leave you unlovable like Dyson, only able to feel pain!

Bo & KenziEdit

Life's tough when you don't know what you are, huh, Sam?

And Dean's done so many deals, he's on a first-name basis with Bo's dad!

My kind aren't supposed to exist, just like everything you face,

In fact, same goes for the chances you two will procreate!

Sam & DeanEdit

Did you do the ritual right? Yeah, don't worry about it.

We'll see how this demon and her friend fare with an angel from Heaven!


Perhaps you've done something wrong, your rears keep getting slapped,

The Devil sent up a call to heaven and he wants his demons back.

Did you know the wolf genitals cool faster than the rest of the body?

I know Dyson was not consulted, it shrivels up his chodey!

Sinful, I know, but I'll drain the Dal of its beverages,

A show more sex graphic than all of Dean's prayer messages

On Tumblr, a site, like your show, I'm not supposed to talk about,

Without getting harder than the hit of one of the now-dead Hale's shouts.

Bo & KenziEdit

You think you're the only ones with friends in high places?

Let's see how you like when Tamtam brings her scary face in!


Listen up boys, things are about to roll a bit differently,

The Valkyrie's Valhallin at ya, you'll find I don't play gently!

All Hell is Breaking Loose now, but your father's still trapped there,

Dean and Castiel here together? I sense a bit of fan-fiction in the air!

Got the cold Nordic rhymes that are sweeter than mother's milk,

A show of ghoul-killing rednecks got nothin on the show of Anna Silk!

There's no reason you should try to be beating us fæbulous three,

When it comes to burning bitches, we do it just like in your dreams!


Who Won?

The poll was created at 19:02 on December 1, 2015, and so far 2 people voted.


  • While Sam & Dean are actually brothers, Bo & Kenzi act like sisters, despite not being blood relatives of each other.
  • Both of the people who back up the duos are beings with large wings.