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Jemaine Clement, alongside fellow Conchord, Bret McKenzie, battled Big Time Rush in Big Time Rush vs Flight of the Conchords. He was portrayed by Alanomaly.

Information on the RapperEdit

Jemaine Atea Mahana Clement (born 10 January, 1974) is a New Zealand comedian, actor and multi-instrumentalist, known as one half of the musical comedy duo Flight of the Conchords along with Bret McKenzie and the voice of Nigel the Cockatoo in the Rio film series.

LyricsEdit

[Bret's lyrics are in green, while Jemaine's are in red.]

Verse 1Edit

Y’know, you don’t really know who you’re dealing with

And with those wack rhymes of yours, I feel bad for One Republic.

I’m the Rhymenocerous, I flip you the birds from on my back

And I’m in a horny mood for talkin smack

Against a band of tangerine pro-teen maniacs.

They call me the Hiphopopotamus, lyrics are bottomless... Uh... [clears throat]

[Instrumental break as Jemaine and Bret do a dance break, until Jemaine manages to think of what to say.]

They call me the Hiphopopotamus, lyrics glow like phosphorus.

Poppin extreme disses off the top of this esophagus

To the worst show on Nickelodeon since Drake & Josh’s permanent hiatus.

We’re both wild, yet trained, domesticated

You’ll give up your recording time just to be dated.

You’re terrorizing your boss, while we’re Cheering Up Murray.

Now excuse us while we go to those three Sexy Ladies.

Verse 2Edit

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

No, I'm thinking what I'm thinking.

So you're not thinking what I'm thinking?

No, but I am thinking what you think I'm thinking.

We're about to make it rain on their faces.

You're battling us, but only cause You Wanna Be Famous.

Leave us, Mother Uckers, go back to Minnesota.

Our rhymes make you go owowowowoowoaoa.

We used to be immature like you, then we took knives and forks to the knee.

You don't got music, sounds more like a screaming junkie with monkey disease.

Without emotion, this time, so that they won't be misled.

We'll let the robots know that Big Time Rush is dead!

TriviaEdit

Characters
Season 1 Rappers
Kendall Schmidt | James Maslow | Carlos Pena, Jr. | Logan Henderson | Bret McKenzie | Jemaine Clement | Will Smith | Adam Sandler | Jim Carrey | Samuel L. Jackson | Leonardo DiCaprio | Queen Elsa | Sub-Zero | Ben 10 | Four Arms | Diamondhead | XLR8 | The Doctor | Eminem | Johnny Cash | Skrillex | Carla Harvey | Heidi Shepherd | Elvis Presley | Garfield | Snoopy | Calvin | Hobbes | Dilbert | Dennis the Menace | Leif Erikson | Erik the Red | Dovahkiin | Aela the Huntress | H. H. Holmes | Norman Bates | Johnny 5 | Claptrap | Space Core | R.A.L.P.H. | GIR | Brahma | Vishnu | Mahesh | Ra | Anubis | Horus | God
Season 2 Rappers
John Wilkes Booth | Lee Harvey Oswald | Nathuram Godse | Brutus | Ezio | Altaïr | Edward Kenway | Connor Kenway | Kate Upton | Marilyn Monroe | Tyra Banks | Irina Shayk | Jessica Nigri | ZONE-Tan | Michael Bay | Sam Winchester | Dean Winchester | Castiel | Bo Dennis | Kenzi Malikov | Tamsin | Alexander the Great | Ivan the Terrible | Richard the Lionheart | Vlad the Impaler | Attila the Hun | Dorothy Gale | Alice | Coraline | Reimu | Max | Bulbasaur/Ivysaur/Venusaur | Charmander/Charmeleon/Charizard | Squirtle/Wartortle/Blastoise | Chespin/Quilladin/Chesnaught | Fennekin/Braixen/Delphox | Froakie/Frogadier/Greninja | Mary Poppins | Miss Frizzle | Willy Wonka | Oompa Loompas | Adam Richman | Kim Kardashian | Paris Hilton | Bill Gates | Milton Hershey | Optimus Prime | Bumblebee | Ironhide | Jake | Cassie | Marco | Rachel | Tobias | Aximili-Esgarouth-Isthill
Season 3 Rappers
Jeremy Clarkson | Richard Hammond | James May | Jason Hawes | Grant Wilson | Steve Gonslaves | Dave Tango | Friedrich Nietzsche | Karl Marx | Adolf Hitler | Joseph Stalin | Vladimir Lenin | Thorn | Dusk | Luna | Adagio Dazzle | Sonata Dusk | Aria Blaze | Meriwether Lewis | William Clark | Robert Patterson | Bob Gimlin | Scott Pilgrim | Super Sonico | Edward Elric | Alhonse Elric | Generator Rex | Bobo Haha | Walter White | Light Yagami | Goku | Godzilla | Hannibal Lecter | Ken Kaneki | Tim Burton | Jack Skellington | Edward Scissorhands | Beetlejuice | Jim Henson | Kermit the Frog | Elmo | Yoda
Season 4 Rappers
SkyDoesMinecraft | TheBajanCanadian | ASFJerome | TrueMU | SSundee | Lewis Brindley | Simon Lane | Duncan Jones | Sips | Sjin | Captain Jack Sparrow | Tony Montanya | CJ | Billy The Kid | Gustavo Fring | Carla Harvey | Heidi Shepherd | Ami Ohnuki | Yumi Yoshimura | Gene Simmons | Paul Stanley | Eric Singer | Tommy Thayer | Greg Page | Jeff Fatt | Murray Cook | Anthony Field | Ruby Rose | Weiss Schnee | Blake Belladonna | Yang Xiao Long | Red Ranger | Whtie Ranger | Black Ranger | Yellow Ranger | Eric Forman | Steven Hyde | Michael Kelso | Fez | Kodlak Whitemane | Farkas | Vilkas | Skjor | Alvin | Simon | Theodore | Yakko | Wakko | Dot | GLaDOS | AUTO | Haydn | Mozart | Beethoven | Dr. Dre | Ice Cube | Eazy-E | Don Giovanni | Lust | Gluttony | Envy | Greed | Wrath | Sloth | Pride
Off-Season Rappers
T-Dub | Rappin for Jesus | D4NNY | IceJJFish | DoubleSwee | The Grinch | Cthulhu
Bonus Rappers
Deadpool | Harley Quinn | ATLAS | P-Body | sans | PAPYRUS | Toriel | Undyne | Alphys | Mettaton | Asgore | Flowey
Remastered
Katy Perry
Cameos
Wildmutt | Grey Matter | Upgrade | Ripjaws | Stinkfly | GHostfreak | Heatblast | Clara Oswald | Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart | Norma Bates | Wheatley | Zim | Goop | Swampfire | Chromastone | Big Chill | Brainstorm | Jetray | Spidermonkey | Echo Echo | Alien X | Jessica Nigri's Lugia