Information on the RapperEdit
James David Maslow (born July 16, 1990) is an American actor and singer, best known for playing the role of James Diamond on Nickelodeon's Big Time Rush and is a member of the boy band with the same name. He rose to further television prominence when he became a celebrity contestant and finalist on the eighteenth season of ABC's Dancing with the Stars in March 2014. James also starred as Kevin Mohr on the SONY Crackle original series Sequestered.
[James' lyrics are in orange.]
Do you want to, ride in a big limousine?
Then you better stay away from FOTC.
Television Forgot About You, now go back to your 7/11.
We're taking over, rocking country clubs, 24/seven.
I'll strap on my helmet then tackle these old fools with my rhymes.
Then afterwards, with The Most Beautiful Girl, I'll spend my time.
I'm the brains of the group, call me a Big Time Dream.
Our ice rink has cooler scenes than your instrumental theme.
From the snow to LA, we quickly arose to fame.
We gotta bleach this fruit, your Australian fingers can taint.
You against us, you're barely even competing.
Crushing these Conchords like it's Big Time Beating!
We’re halfway there, we’re up to 5, gonna peel off your beard.
Jemaine’s smile that was never there is about to disappear.
Just step out of the game before we Pressure you like the Inner City.
And here I thought Gustavo’s audition sessions were shitty,
But then when I compare that to you, they turn almost my level of pretty.
You go where the party takes you, we’re the ones starting the party.
Let’s open up the valves, then we’ll really get things started!
- He and his fellow BTR members are the first through fourth musical artists to appear in Alanomaly Rap Battles, followed by Flight of the Conchords (Jemaine Clement and Bret McKenzie), Will Smith, Adam Sandler, Eminem, Johnny Cash, Skrillex, the Butcher Babies (Carla Harvey and Heidi Shepherd), and Elvis Presley.