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Hobbes, alongside his best friend, Calvin, battled GarfieldSnoopyDilbert, and Dennis the Menace in Garfield vs Snoopy. He was voiced by Rhett McLaughlin.

Information on the RapperEdit

Hobbes is a stuffed tiger who comes to life in the misadventures he has with his owner, Calvin, in the comic strip, Calvin & Hobbes.

LyricsEdit

(Calvin's lyrics are in red, while Hobbes' are in orange.)

Calvin and Hobbes are coming in to crush these comic trolls,

Whose franchies have more flaws than opinion polls.

Tell me, what the devil is a Garfield?

I'm the true comic feline, superior in this field.

And Snoop Diggity Dog, you're as talented as Charlie Brown.

Get out of the way before our wagon runs you down!

A simple game of cat and dog, with a tiger in the mix.

Your genre is lame, while ours are satire and politics.

We ended in 1995 but our franchise wasn't milked to death,

While the two of you have movies and CGI, you silly pets.

Go to the desert and dehydrate with your brother.

We're Calvin and Hobbes, a dynamic duo unlike any other.

This business is hit or miss, funny or not, there's no area of grey.

Your sections of the paper are more boring than Dilbert's office space!

Characters
Season 1 Rappers
Kendall Schmidt | James Maslow | Carlos Pena, Jr. | Logan Henderson | Bret McKenzie | Jemaine Clement | Will Smith | Adam Sandler | Jim Carrey | Samuel L. Jackson | Leonardo DiCaprio | Queen Elsa | Sub-Zero | Ben 10 | Four Arms | Diamondhead | XLR8 | The Doctor | Eminem | Johnny Cash | Skrillex | Carla Harvey | Heidi Shepherd | Elvis Presley | Garfield | Snoopy | Calvin | Hobbes | Dilbert | Dennis the Menace | Leif Erikson | Erik the Red | Dovahkiin | Aela the Huntress | H. H. Holmes | Norman Bates | Johnny 5 | Claptrap | Space Core | R.A.L.P.H. | GIR | Brahma | Vishnu | Mahesh | Ra | Anubis | Horus | God
Season 2 Rappers
John Wilkes Booth | Lee Harvey Oswald | Nathuram Godse | Brutus | Ezio | Altaïr | Edward Kenway | Connor Kenway | Kate Upton | Marilyn Monroe | Tyra Banks | Irina Shayk | Jessica Nigri | ZONE-Tan | Michael Bay | Sam Winchester | Dean Winchester | Castiel | Bo Dennis | Kenzi Malikov | Tamsin | Alexander the Great | Ivan the Terrible | Richard the Lionheart | Vlad the Impaler | Attila the Hun | Dorothy Gale | Alice | Coraline | Reimu | Max | Bulbasaur/Ivysaur/Venusaur | Charmander/Charmeleon/Charizard | Squirtle/Wartortle/Blastoise | Chespin/Quilladin/Chesnaught | Fennekin/Braixen/Delphox | Froakie/Frogadier/Greninja | Mary Poppins | Miss Frizzle | Willy Wonka | Oompa Loompas | Adam Richman | Kim Kardashian | Paris Hilton | Bill Gates | Milton Hershey | Optimus Prime | Bumblebee | Ironhide | Jake | Cassie | Marco | Rachel | Tobias | Aximili-Esgarouth-Isthill
Season 3 Rappers
Jeremy Clarkson | Richard Hammond | James May | Jason Hawes | Grant Wilson | Steve Gonslaves | Dave Tango | Friedrich Nietzsche | Karl Marx | Adolf Hitler | Joseph Stalin | Vladimir Lenin | Thorn | Dusk | Luna | Adagio Dazzle | Sonata Dusk | Aria Blaze | Meriwether Lewis | William Clark | Robert Patterson | Bob Gimlin | Scott Pilgrim | Super Sonico | Edward Elric | Alhonse Elric | Generator Rex | Bobo Haha | Walter White | Light Yagami | Goku | Godzilla | Hannibal Lecter | Ken Kaneki | Tim Burton | Jack Skellington | Edward Scissorhands | Beetlejuice | Jim Henson | Kermit the Frog | Elmo | Yoda
Season 4 Rappers
SkyDoesMinecraft | TheBajanCanadian | ASFJerome | TrueMU | SSundee | Lewis Brindley | Simon Lane | Duncan Jones | Sips | Sjin | Captain Jack Sparrow | Tony Montanya | CJ | Billy The Kid | Gustavo Fring | Carla Harvey | Heidi Shepherd | Ami Ohnuki | Yumi Yoshimura | Gene Simmons | Paul Stanley | Eric Singer | Tommy Thayer | Greg Page | Jeff Fatt | Murray Cook | Anthony Field | Ruby Rose | Weiss Schnee | Blake Belladonna | Yang Xiao Long | Red Ranger | Whtie Ranger | Black Ranger | Yellow Ranger | Eric Forman | Steven Hyde | Michael Kelso | Fez | Kodlak Whitemane | Farkas | Vilkas | Skjor | Alvin | Simon | Theodore | Yakko | Wakko | Dot | GLaDOS | AUTO | Haydn | Mozart | Beethoven | Dr. Dre | Ice Cube | Eazy-E | Don Giovanni | Lust | Gluttony | Envy | Greed | Wrath | Sloth | Pride
Off-Season Rappers
T-Dub | Rappin for Jesus | D4NNY | IceJJFish | DoubleSwee | The Grinch | Cthulhu
Bonus Rappers
Deadpool | Harley Quinn | ATLAS | P-Body | sans | PAPYRUS | Toriel | Undyne | Alphys | Mettaton | Asgore | Flowey
Remastered
Katy Perry
Cameos
Wildmutt | Grey Matter | Upgrade | Ripjaws | Stinkfly | GHostfreak | Heatblast | Clara Oswald | Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart | Norma Bates | Wheatley | Zim | Goop | Swampfire | Chromastone | Big Chill | Brainstorm | Jetray | Spidermonkey | Echo Echo | Alien X | Jessica Nigri's Lugia