Information on the RapperEdit
Hobbes is a stuffed tiger who comes to life in the misadventures he has with his owner, Calvin, in the comic strip, Calvin & Hobbes.
(Calvin's lyrics are in red, while Hobbes' are in orange.)
Calvin and Hobbes are coming in to crush these comic trolls,
Whose franchies have more flaws than opinion polls.
Tell me, what the devil is a Garfield?
I'm the true comic feline, superior in this field.
And Snoop Diggity Dog, you're as talented as Charlie Brown.
Get out of the way before our wagon runs you down!
A simple game of cat and dog, with a tiger in the mix.
Your genre is lame, while ours are satire and politics.
We ended in 1995 but our franchise wasn't milked to death,
While the two of you have movies and CGI, you silly pets.
Go to the desert and dehydrate with your brother.
We're Calvin and Hobbes, a dynamic duo unlike any other.
This business is hit or miss, funny or not, there's no area of grey.
Your sections of the paper are more boring than Dilbert's office space!