Information on the RapperEdit
Garfield is a comic strip created by Jim Davis. Published since 1978, it chronicles the life of the title character, the cat Garfield; his owner, Jon; and Jon's dog, Odie. As of 2013, it was syndicated in roughly 2,580 newspapers and journals, and held the Guinness World Record for being the world's most widely syndicated comic strip.
I hate Mondays but not as much as I hate you, Snoopy.
A TARDIS rip-off doghouse? What a lame pile of poopy.
Your friend's a bird named after a concert, and your owner's a nincompoop.
When you hear my raps, you'll get sent back to Poochie.
You're in love with a bitch, since you're a dog, that's kind of fitting.
I'm writing up a verse like the scripts our creators have been journaling.
Your grasp on a success is about as great as that of Jim's on politics,
While my rhymes are Universal like the features and the presses of my syndicates.
You were just a minor character, I'm the title of the strip.
Your mother must have been a whore considering your number of siblings.
I'll bring you down like you did the Red Baron.
Wrap up in Linus' blanket so you can regain your bearings.
You can't get your girl while I'm Dancing with the Stars with Arlene.
You're a canine Charlie Chaplin, I'm a comedy gold scene.
- He is the fifth non-human rapper in Alanomaly Rap Battles.