Flight of the Conchords is a band consisting of Jemaine Clement and Bret McKenzie. They battled Big Time Rush in Big Time Rush vs Flight of the Conchords. Jemaine was portrayed by Alanomaly and Bret was portrayed by Ian Hecox.
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Flight of the Conchords is a New Zealand-based comedy band composed of Bret McKenzie and Jemaine Clement. The duo's comedy and music became the basis of a BBC radio series and then an American television series, which premiered in 2007 on HBO, also called Flight of the Conchords. They used to refer to themselves as "New Zealand's fourth most popular guitar-based digi-bongo acapella-rap-funk-comedy folk duo", however now are "the almost award-winning fourth-most-popular folk duo in New Zealand."
[Bret's lyrics are in green, while Jemaine's are in red.]
Y’know, you don’t really know who you’re dealing with
And with those wack rhymes of yours, I feel bad for One Republic.
I’m the Rhymenocerous, I flip you the birds from on my back
And I’m in a horny mood for talkin smack
Against a band of tangerine pro-teen maniacs.
They call me the Hiphopopotamus, lyrics are bottomless... Uh... [clears throat]
[Instrumental break as Jemaine and Bret do a dance break, until Jemaine manages to think of what to say.]
They call me the Hiphopopotamus, lyrics glow like phosphorus.
Poppin extreme disses off the top of this esophagus
To the worst show on Nickelodeon since Drake & Josh’s permanent hiatus.
We’re both wild, yet trained, domesticated
You’ll give up your recording time just to be dated.
You’re terrorizing your boss, while we’re Cheering Up Murray.
Now excuse us while we go to those three Sexy Ladies.
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
No, I'm thinking what I'm thinking.
So you're not thinking what I'm thinking?
No, but I am thinking what you think I'm thinking.
We're about to make it rain on their faces.
You're battling us, but only cause You Wanna Be Famous.
Leave us, Mother Uckers, go back to Minnesota.
Our rhymes make you go owowowowoowoaoa.
We used to be immature like you, then we took knives and forks to the knee.
You don't got music, sounds more like a screaming junkie with monkey disease.
Without emotion, this time, so that they won't be misled.
We'll let the robots know that Big Time Rush is dead!
- They are the second band to appear in Alanomaly Rap Battles, following Big Time Rush and followed by the Butcher Babies.
- However, they are the first non-American band to appear, as they are from New Zealand.