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Dilbert is an American comic strip written and illustrated by Scott Adams. First published on April 16, 1989, Dilbert is known for its satirical office humor about a white-collar, micromanaged office featuring the engineer Dilbert as the title character. The strip has spawned several books, an animated television series, a video game, and hundreds of Dilbert-themed merchandise items. Dilbert Future and The Joy of Work are among the most read books in the series. Adams received the National Cartoonist Society Reuben Award in 1997 and the Newspaper Comic Strip Award in the same year for his work on the strip. Dilbert appears online and in 2000 newspapers worldwide in 65 countries and 25 languages.
Starting today, you'll need to recalculate your likelihood of winning,
Against the comic face of the office. Dilbert crushes cats, dogs, and Calvin.
I bring the joy of work with my upturned black and red tie.
I've got themes of dating, ethics, and idosyncracy of style.
Rhymes sharper than the hair of my pointy haired boss.
When you step into my white shirt office, you're sure to be at a loss.
I bring out The Joy of Work, while you all waste the day away.
Tell me, who brings the best political humor every Sunday?
Calvin's immature, so much his doll comes to life.
One day, you'll reach an age where learn it's just a lie.
Garfield's out of shape, and no, round doesn't count.
And Snoopy's a stupid beagle, whose chance of winning I doubt.
This battle is the death of you, and you've said your final sentences.
Now Dilbert's beaten you all, you incompetent menaces.