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Dilbert battled Garfield, Snoopy, Calvin & Hobbes, and Dennis the Menace in Garfield vs Snoopy.

Information on the RapperEdit

Dilbert is an American comic strip written and illustrated by Scott Adams. First published on April 16, 1989, Dilbert is known for its satirical office humor about a white-collar, micromanaged office featuring the engineer Dilbert as the title character. The strip has spawned several books, an animated television series, a video game, and hundreds of Dilbert-themed merchandise items. Dilbert Future and The Joy of Work are among the most read books in the series. Adams received the National Cartoonist Society Reuben Award in 1997 and the Newspaper Comic Strip Award in the same year for his work on the strip. Dilbert appears online and in 2000 newspapers worldwide in 65 countries and 25 languages.

LyricsEdit

Starting today, you'll need to recalculate your likelihood of winning,

Against the comic face of the office. Dilbert crushes cats, dogs, and Calvin.

I bring the joy of work with my upturned black and red tie.

I've got themes of dating, ethics, and idosyncracy of style.

Rhymes sharper than the hair of my pointy haired boss.

When you step into my white shirt office, you're sure to be at a loss.

I bring out The Joy of Work, while you all waste the day away.

Tell me, who brings the best political humor every Sunday?

Calvin's immature, so much his doll comes to life.

One day, you'll reach an age where learn it's just a lie.

Garfield's out of shape, and no, round doesn't count.

And Snoopy's a stupid beagle, whose chance of winning I doubt.

This battle is the death of you, and you've said your final sentences.

Now Dilbert's beaten you all, you incompetent menaces.

Characters
Season 1 Rappers
Kendall Schmidt | James Maslow | Carlos Pena, Jr. | Logan Henderson | Bret McKenzie | Jemaine Clement | Will Smith | Adam Sandler | Jim Carrey | Samuel L. Jackson | Leonardo DiCaprio | Queen Elsa | Sub-Zero | Ben 10 | Four Arms | Diamondhead | XLR8 | The Doctor | Eminem | Johnny Cash | Skrillex | Carla Harvey | Heidi Shepherd | Elvis Presley | Garfield | Snoopy | Calvin | Hobbes | Dilbert | Dennis the Menace | Leif Erikson | Erik the Red | Dovahkiin | Aela the Huntress | H. H. Holmes | Norman Bates | Johnny 5 | Claptrap | Space Core | R.A.L.P.H. | GIR | Brahma | Vishnu | Mahesh | Ra | Anubis | Horus | God
Season 2 Rappers
John Wilkes Booth | Lee Harvey Oswald | Nathuram Godse | Brutus | Ezio | Altaïr | Edward Kenway | Connor Kenway | Kate Upton | Marilyn Monroe | Tyra Banks | Irina Shayk | Jessica Nigri | ZONE-Tan | Michael Bay | Sam Winchester | Dean Winchester | Castiel | Bo Dennis | Kenzi Malikov | Tamsin | Alexander the Great | Ivan the Terrible | Richard the Lionheart | Vlad the Impaler | Attila the Hun | Dorothy Gale | Alice | Coraline | Reimu | Max | Bulbasaur/Ivysaur/Venusaur | Charmander/Charmeleon/Charizard | Squirtle/Wartortle/Blastoise | Chespin/Quilladin/Chesnaught | Fennekin/Braixen/Delphox | Froakie/Frogadier/Greninja | Mary Poppins | Miss Frizzle | Willy Wonka | Oompa Loompas | Adam Richman | Kim Kardashian | Paris Hilton | Bill Gates | Milton Hershey | Optimus Prime | Bumblebee | Ironhide | Jake | Cassie | Marco | Rachel | Tobias | Aximili-Esgarouth-Isthill
Season 3 Rappers
Jeremy Clarkson | Richard Hammond | James May | Jason Hawes | Grant Wilson | Steve Gonslaves | Dave Tango | Friedrich Nietzsche | Karl Marx | Adolf Hitler | Joseph Stalin | Vladimir Lenin | Thorn | Dusk | Luna | Adagio Dazzle | Sonata Dusk | Aria Blaze | Meriwether Lewis | William Clark | Robert Patterson | Bob Gimlin | Scott Pilgrim | Super Sonico | Edward Elric | Alhonse Elric | Generator Rex | Bobo Haha | Walter White | Light Yagami | Goku | Godzilla | Hannibal Lecter | Ken Kaneki | Tim Burton | Jack Skellington | Edward Scissorhands | Beetlejuice | Jim Henson | Kermit the Frog | Elmo | Yoda
Season 4 Rappers
SkyDoesMinecraft | TheBajanCanadian | ASFJerome | TrueMU | SSundee | Lewis Brindley | Simon Lane | Duncan Jones | Sips | Sjin | Captain Jack Sparrow | Tony Montanya | CJ | Billy The Kid | Gustavo Fring | Carla Harvey | Heidi Shepherd | Ami Ohnuki | Yumi Yoshimura | Gene Simmons | Paul Stanley | Eric Singer | Tommy Thayer | Greg Page | Jeff Fatt | Murray Cook | Anthony Field | Ruby Rose | Weiss Schnee | Blake Belladonna | Yang Xiao Long | Red Ranger | Whtie Ranger | Black Ranger | Yellow Ranger | Eric Forman | Steven Hyde | Michael Kelso | Fez | Kodlak Whitemane | Farkas | Vilkas | Skjor | Alvin | Simon | Theodore | Yakko | Wakko | Dot | GLaDOS | AUTO | Haydn | Mozart | Beethoven | Dr. Dre | Ice Cube | Eazy-E | Don Giovanni | Lust | Gluttony | Envy | Greed | Wrath | Sloth | Pride
Off-Season Rappers
T-Dub | Rappin for Jesus | D4NNY | IceJJFish | DoubleSwee | The Grinch | Cthulhu
Bonus Rappers
Deadpool | Harley Quinn | ATLAS | P-Body | sans | PAPYRUS | Toriel | Undyne | Alphys | Mettaton | Asgore | Flowey
Remastered
Katy Perry
Cameos
Wildmutt | Grey Matter | Upgrade | Ripjaws | Stinkfly | GHostfreak | Heatblast | Clara Oswald | Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart | Norma Bates | Wheatley | Zim | Goop | Swampfire | Chromastone | Big Chill | Brainstorm | Jetray | Spidermonkey | Echo Echo | Alien X | Jessica Nigri's Lugia