fast and furry vs the brown guys | |
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Battle information | |
Release date | January 23, 2015 |
Number | 1 |
Timeline | |
Previous | N/A |
Next | Will Smith vs Adam Sandler |
Other information | |
Rappers | |
Cameos | None |
Location(s) | Palmwoods Hotel Bret & Jemaine's Apartment |
fast and furry vs the brown guys cast fast and furry : john mae r ken jackson finn master zach blacktin the brown guy : james taylor hugo huddson
Lyrics[]
Big Time Rush[]
step 1 stop playing fucking music crosby has a Taylor that aloud kick your ass
why is the ca mason are two shitty dude get the fuck out or duel with Simon look at this chip salsa dip Billie Ian Kelley
Television Forgot About You, n
We're taking over, rocking country clubs, 24/seven.
I'll strap on my helmet then tackle these old fools with my rhymes.
Then afterwards, with The Most Beautiful Girl, I'll spend my time.
I'm the brains of the group, call me a Big Time Dream.
Our ice rink has cooler scenes than your instrumental theme.
From the snow to LA, we quickly arose to fame.
We gotta bleach this fruit, your Australian fingers can taint.
You against us, you're barely even competing.
Crushing these Conchords like it's Big Time Beating!
Flight of the Conchords[]
Y’know, you don’t really know who you’re dealing with
And with those wack rhymes of yours, I feel bad for One Republic.
I’m the Rhymenocerous, I flip you the birds from on my back
And I’m in a horny mood for talkin smack
Against a band of tangerine pro-teen maniacs.
They call me the Hiphopopotamus, lyrics are bottomless... Uh... [clears throat]
[Instrumental break as Jemaine and Bret do a dance break, until Jemaine manages to think of what to say.]
They call me the Hiphopopotamus, lyrics glow like phosphorus.
Poppin extreme disses off the top of this esophagus
To the worst show on Nickelodeon since Drake & Josh’s permanent hiatus.
We’re both wild, yet trained, domesticated
You’ll give up your recording time just to be dated.
You’re terrorizing your boss, while we’re Cheering Up Murray.
Now excuse us while we go to those three Sexy Ladies.
Big Time Rush[]
We’re halfway there, we’re up to 5, gonna peel off your beard.
Jemaine’s smile that was never there is about to disappear.
Just step out of the game before we Pressure you like the Inner City.
And here I thought Gustavo’s audition sessions were shitty,
But then when I compare that to you, they turn almost my level of pretty.
You go where the party takes you, we’re the ones starting the party.
Let’s open up the valves, then we’ll really get things started!
Flight of the Conchords[]
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
No, I'm thinking what I'm thinking.
So you're not thinking what I'm thinking?
No, but I am thinking what you think I'm thinking.
We're about to make it rain on their faces.
You're battling us, but only cause You Wanna Be Famous.
Leave us, Mother Uckers, go back to Minnesota.
Our rhymes make you go owowowowoowoaoa.
We used to be immature like you, then we took knives and forks to the knee.
You don't got music, sounds more like a screaming junkie with monkey disease.
Without emotion, this time, so that they won't be misled.
We'll let the robots know that Big Time Rush is dead!
Poll[]
Trivia[]
- This is the first of many things for Alanomaly Rap Battles:
- It is the first installment.
- It is the first group vs group battle, followed by Ben 10 vs The Doctor.
- It is the first musical battle, followed by Eminem vs Johnny Cash. Coincidentally, it is also the first to feature bands, also followed by Eminem vs Johnny Cash.